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# I need a new lover in my life
- URL: https://things-i-never-said.ghost.io/i-need-a-new-lover-in-my-life/
- Published: 2026-09-13T19:51:32.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-13T19:51:32.000Z
- Description: Apparently I'm not asking for much. Just love, honesty, trust… and someone who isn't a lazy cunt.
- Author: Shannon Brookes
- Tags: The Light Side, Funny, relationships, Romantic, Hopeful, Chaotic

I need a new lover in my life,  
I'm definitely on the hunt.  
I'm not even particularly choosy,  
I just don't want a lazy cunt.

I'd rather they were working,  
and had a bit of pride.  
Who'll want to take me out and about  
and show me off at their side.

I'd like healthy communication,  
I'd like honesty and trust.  
I want my opinions to matter,  
that really is a must.

I want nights in watching movies  
and romantic meals at home.  
I want love and togetherness,  
I hate being on my own.

Maybe I'm asking for too much,  
my ex was a right disaster.  
What the fuck do I need to do,  
to get my Happy Ever After?