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# Unmentionables
- URL: https://things-i-never-said.ghost.io/unmentionables/
- Published: 2026-09-20T18:26:46.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-23T13:33:03.000Z
- Description: I suppose you could say, in a kind of way, it pretties up a fart.
- Author: Shannon Brookes
- Tags: The Light Side, Funny, Humour, Body Positivity, Playful, Cheeky, Chaotic

**🔞 18+ | Mature Content**  
*This piece contains mature content and is intended for adult readers.*

So much taboo about your naughty bits,  
some of them really make me chuckle.

From the well-known camel toe  
to the lesser-used moose knuckle.

Some will brag about their size,  
others will tuck them out the way.

Some would rather not discuss it  
and wouldn't like to say.

A few will groom their pubic hair  
into fantastic works of art.

I suppose you could say, in a kind of way,  
it pretties up a fart.

Whether a Pecker or a Pork-sword,  
a Ham Wallet or a Minge,

talking about your nether regions  
shouldn't make you cringe.

At the end of the day, it's biology,  
no matter its given name.

So talk about it freely,  
no need for body shame.

***Some things are only “unmentionable” until you mention them…***

*If you fancy a little more of the cheeky stuff:*

[**I Need a New Lover in My Life**](https://things-i-never-said.ghost.io/i-need-a-new-lover-in-my-life/)  
*For when life, love and a little mischief get tangled together.*

**Keep reading Shannon's words →**

*Thank you for reading.* 
*— Shannon x*