Unmentionables
I suppose you could say, in a kind of way, it pretties up a fart.
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So much taboo about your naughty bits,
some of them really make me chuckle.
From the well-known camel toe
to the lesser-used moose knuckle.
Some will brag about their size,
others will tuck them out the way.
Some would rather not discuss it
and wouldn't like to say.
A few will groom their pubic hair
into fantastic works of art.
I suppose you could say, in a kind of way,
it pretties up a fart.
Whether a Pecker or a Pork-sword,
a Ham Wallet or a Minge,
talking about your nether regions
shouldn't make you cringe.
At the end of the day, it's biology,
no matter its given name.
So talk about it freely,
no need for body shame.
Some things are only “unmentionable” until you mention them…
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Thank you for reading.
— Shannon x
